What I Have Googled Recently

I have this weird pain in my right side, like on the right side of my head, my arm, my torso. But only the right side. Here are the things I have Googled lately.

symptoms of brain cancer
symptoms of appendicitis
swollen lymph nodes behind ear
appendicitis and swollen lymph nodes behind ear
symptoms of gall bladder inflammation
swollen lymph nodes behind ear and gall bladder
Britney Spears divorce

The last one is just to see if you were paying attention.