Never Gonna!

You know what? I'm never ever gonna read "The Unbearable Lightness of Being." I'm never gonna, so why the hell do I keep it on my bookshelf, like haunting me or something.

I AM NEVER GONNA READ THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING!!!!

I bought it like 10 years ago when I was more concerned about looking deep. If stranded on a desert island I would rather have 52 issues of US Weekly than then Unbearable Lightness of blah blah blah cover has a hat flying up in the air whatever.