How To Eat An Entire Pizza (Almost) In Just One Night

1. Order pizza.

2. Eat three pieces. Feed crusts to dog.

3. Put remainder in refrigerator.

4. 20 minutes later get one more piece, but don't feel so bad because it's a "skinny" piece. Give the crust to the dog.

5. Wait 15 minutes.

6. Run to the refrigerator and get out a real, honest to god slice. Eat it. Give the crust to the dog.

7. Wait 15 minutes.

8. Repeat until realization that pizza is now gone.

9. Justify that it's okay because it was "Thin n' Crispy" and not deep dish.

10. Justify that it's okay because the dog ate the crusts and that's where all the calories are anyway.