Top Ten People Who Annoy Me

Top Ten Types of People Who Annoy Me

1. People who have allowed television commercials to enter the common vernacular. ("What happens at this party stays at this party. Get it? Like Vegas?" ; "I've got some good news -- I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance. Haha, just kidding. Actually, my wife is pregnant.")

2. People who don't "get" The Golden Girls. This includes a certain man whose name starts with a K and ends with evin.

3. People who think that dude who went hiking and cut off his own arm to free it from a boulder is a hero. Is it just me, or is this guy on Letterman like every other week? You know what I call a guy who guys hiking by himself in a very remote area and doesn't tell a soul where he is going? Stupid.

4. People who say things are "on crack" or "on acid." Just because, like, who says that anymore? And speaking of, does anyone even do crack anymore?

5. People who write checks at grocery stores. Even when it's some little old lady. Especially when it's some little old lady.

6. People who pick their nose while in the car and they think we won't see them. We always see you.

7. People who make Top Ten Lists.

8. People who voted for George W. Bush. This includes you, Dad.

9. People who use the phrase "po-mo" instead of "postmodern."
10. People who use the phrase "postmodern."