Teeth Fell Out

I went to get the petticoat today and the seamstress apparently sewed it while drunk. It was all F'ed up...I almost started crying until Sharon talked me down from the ledge (thanks Sharon). Then they brought in master seamstress Juanita who had to crawl around on her hands and knees and fixed it (thanks Juanita).

I had a dream last night that my teeth broke and fell out. They broke into itty bitty pieces.

Marriage is great, but some part of me thinks weddings should be against the law.

I need to just get married already. Let's just get F'ing married.

Teeth fell out.

Here's what the dream experts say about that:

http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art10573.asp