The Weather Channel People

So...are the people on the Weather Channel like the rejects from Broadcast Journalism school or what? Do Charlie Rose and Lou Dobbs and Diane Sawyer get together over drinks and just talk shit about them?

I've been watching the channel a lot lately, what with this weather we're having. The women have big 80s hair...the men look like they're wearing foundation. They have this weird, sad, nervous look to them. They look like maybe they're one step away from ending it.

The best is when one of the female forecasters is pregnant, like way pregnant. I saw one that basically blocked the whole map whenever she turned to the side. Half of her forecast was her belly.

The viewers are like:

"Oh, I see...it's raining in Biloxi and in New Orleans it's...pregnant with a chance of twins."