Cold Hot

I've screwed up my arm somehow...it hurts...my right arm.

I've utilized the Kroger version of "Icy Hot" which is called "Cold Hot." I find it hard to understand why "Icy" is somehow a copyrighted word but "Cold" is free for the taking. So is "Hot."

I worked out anyway. I'm 28, I eat heart healthy, I do aerobics three times a week. What the hell happened to me.

Anyway, I did this work out called "Power Blast" that involves biometrics. That's a fancy word for jumping. Now I'm sitting in a sport bra and shorts, I'm all sweaty, I'm drinking a Bud and I'm stinking of "Cold Hot."

It's good to be an American.